2) Thou shalt not post thy name, email address, thy children's photos, nor any personally identifying information on the internet.
3) Thou shalt not ogle naked people, nor shalt thou post pics of thy naked body, nor thy ex's naked body, nor any naked body.
4) Thou shalt not troll on the sabbath without triple proxy.
5) Thou shalt remember the off button and use it frequently, for those that thou begat will appreciate a homecooked meal on occasion.
6) Thou shalt admit defeat when decisively defeated, for butthurtness is an abomination.
7) Thou shall not IM thy neighbor's spouse, for holy matrimony does not cease when the coveting is pixelated.
8) Thou shalt not bear false witness about thy career, whether imaginary rock star, surfer, judge, or law enforcement officer.
9) Thou shalt not invoke 4chan, Anonymous, /b/tards, nor any other internet warror society, lest thy warrior society consider thy actions newfaggotry.
10) Thou shalt not sayeth nuff said, methinks, folks, or just saying. For condescension is an abomination in the eyes of the web.
